| Hi dawgs |
[Apr. 17th, 2005|11:18 pm] |
weel whats did i do tooday??
ok i have a news job, its at teh alberta hypermarket i work in the jewled goods section & sell lots fo necklaces!!1 off course wit all the roylatys i get off str wars ive no need to works BUT, a body gets borred dosnt it
i also found my rom ins aorund in tiptip condition even tho for some reason it said my patricipleation was susppended, does taht have something to do w/pants???
dont worry i have lots fo pants, all white jeans fo me i keepem spotless!
on anoter note i turner 39 ibn january. lost youth lost yuth lik spilled puding on teh unswept kichen floor!
ok by |
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| hello dawgs |
[Mar. 30th, 2004|02:43 pm] |
I dont get tit why does it say ev"ent" on teh top of the box hear??? i dont have any evernts to repotrt accept for a bakesale on teh tird of aproil, please come i am makin my flibbertygibbits
tahnks for the rreportes guys!!! sometimes wehn ur hibernatin u & u wakes up u feel like uv been nunder a rock fo teh past six months!! i fell like that in fact i got lots of rocks on my clothses, also my hair, HAY DId i tell u my hair grewto monsterous hieghts durin the winter!!! well it did & now i can hardly walk, that is its hardto walk. & off coursde b/c my mullety is magical well its just ben crazey everwhere i go & my hair touches grass grows & birds fly outsof the ground and sing & i find gold & stuff, the problem is i cant cut my hair it will reseed naturally in the spring but still!!! waht a bother
ok enoghu about my hair i foun out about my room, thats ok it wasnt realy my room anyway
good taht uncle ultross is in the helm seat i will have to come & visit onse i stop sleeppin all the time, im still real sleeppy, o i found my truck it wans in a parkin lot in newfundland, how abuot that! but its good ass new so now i can sleep in my hamock instead of my whole in teh ground. aslo i am glad to hear that my main man, ZATZARAINE REDUX & sleep r still a couple, were gona have to remodle the castle to make room for alll teh babys!
i will continuet my reports later, by dawgs peace to teh homebodies |
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| hi dagws |
[Mar. 25th, 2004|11:34 pm] |
after manny days of sleppin under the permenant canada fermafrost icesnow i have emerged fr. my hibernation slumbert like a beutiful butterdfly
i have to find my truck it migratted sout for the winter!! its in quebec wear they speaks french i dont hink he knows the way back in frenchy so, i must find him.
hello al my dawgs what has happened r sleep & my main man zat still a pear, and, did kain come back, also wear's my room????icant find it im havin a frenzy over hear is it in qeubec i could fish it after i find my truck, dont worrey my truck can hear my howl from like 3000 kilometres away (we use the meter systen in canda.
laso my dogs stayed wit my freind troy in his house, tehy are back now, kary found a boy docgat and hasd little babys!! their names are alan louisa gastor & tim, their going to live in mexico wear theres alot of rats, we said goodby, also waxer 2 has the nits but everytin else is fine whats up wit u guys, give me teh spring repport!!
ok by |
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| hello dawgs |
[Nov. 4th, 2003|07:08 pm] |
loojk what i founds
omg couldf itr be any more true?
ok so u gusy r prolly wodnerin ZAP WEAR OF U BEEN?? ok thits is a ligitimite concren. thew answer ins off course i habe been hibernatin, u see hear in canada teh winters are a bitteley cold as vinager ice cream, & to survive us canadians have to sleep alot in burrys in teh ground, so thats that but i worke up today for a week maybe to check my mail & eats some peanuts
its actualy alot of fun i sugest everyone do it!! u dont have to deal w/phonecllasd fr. like tellamakreters, only thing is my dogs wine at me alot cause they hungry, i put kary i chanrge i told her kary makle sure u feed teh dawgs & take um for walks & shes ben doin that so i geuss everytings cool, now its timew for A BEER SO ILL TLAK TO U LATER OOps i have teh capslock on |
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| hi dawgs |
[Aug. 20th, 2003|02:30 am] |
hello!!! i am udpating my jorunal fo all those interested!!! letsg et started shall we!!!
ok ummmmmmmm wellw hat ahpneed to day o, i gota violeation tos violation, i feel crabapple about that, u see my old uncle wadums vgave me prenatal controls b/c he told me "rowsdower theirs alot of scary ppl int eh world but, the worst thing about them is, sometimkes they can turn u into them so dont do it!!1' & i took his advise to herat but, i got m,ad b/c this guy said rela direspectuflt hing sbaout my dawg lizz & i lost my tempo i got into a rage i saw red!, i ahve a bag anger provlem wen ppl inslut my dawgs im like the hulk. so anyway he saed the direspect & i called him a bad worf & i shouldnt & i got slaped with a violatin but its my old fault realy
i wont do it again uncle w i swear it
annnnnnd what else ill give u a rundown off my day
6 occlock in the night, i wokeup tot he sound of my dog kary yowlin, their waqs a fish outside the trukc window but it got away, but it didnt mater i was awake so, i gotta beer & turfed on qwerty & red the news
8 oclock in the night i had somemore beers & the telapohne rang it was my acountant names wally, he said zap u got anouther 5 million canandain dolers in ur acount today, i said okay, i said wally by urself a new boweler hat (u may ask me zat how do u trust wally may be he takes ur money dawg!!1 god dan it dawg hes pollin the wood over ur eyes! but u see i can read walleys mind & i know wehn hes lyin & he doesnt lie, its one off my special powers, onetime he lied when he said he licked the chirtsmas present i got himn it was a bolo tie & i said sorrey wall & i got him a stero instead so him & i are cool)
10 clock in the night i had a beer & took a nap then i wokeup and hour later & tied my dawg waxer ii to the eand of the truck & drove around slow so he could do his buinseness, i dotn ahveto dot hat fo any of my other dogs b/c kary goeso utside & scramiglion & lich use literboxes
12 pom i pased out for awhile
then 2 am i went to a drive thru it was snowin but they was playin a happy potther movie! i said they made moveys! im so behind the tines, nyway i watched some off it but i got bored, theier wizards so what, + the old guy obnoxied me
then from 4 am to 8 am i practiced the harpsichord
now hear in cnandna ints 9 am & i amde my journal! and tomorow morenin i will do it allover again, wel actualy ill prolbabby do lots of diferent stuf
ok by dawgs, ps shoutourts confidential to the lovebirds MADAME t & kefka may teh great sprits bless ur onion,
HAHA i said generla first
thats wa s stickey situation |
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| hi dawgs |
[Jul. 11th, 2003|01:20 am] |
hi guys i forgot bout this poor diary again, what can i say, im like that guy fr. momento, in one ear & out the otter n e ways im not like a literrati or nothin i know lasttime i posted a poem BUT, i have top ost another b/c a fellow i knows named STITCHES, hes feelin down on his self but i think he is verey cool to be all introspecctive & stuff so, hear we go
a poem
for sticthes
well his name is stitches but he aint no threadd
& he aint no pet & he aint no bread
hes just a guy whos feelin down
(hes not in stitches he aintt no clown)
stitches ins a dawg named trey
who lives his life day buy day
sometimes hes mean but u know real deep
treys a dawg ud want to keep
so i got fait that someday stitches
will find a pare of smaller britches
b/c he is cool, & hes no fool
someday hell be niccer & then he will rule
ok thats all good bye now, happy xmas everyone!! (we celebtrate xmas weekly hear in canada) |
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| hello dawgs |
[Jul. 1st, 2003|12:25 am] |
this ins a poem i wrote for my very good dawg less then lizz whose feeling distraut
i hope it chears her up, hit it mistro!!
their once was a girl named lizz
the lizziest liz in teh biz
she was a softbal pro
she has a friend named bro
& she was a technicel whiz
one day she was fellin distraught
b/c her freind page diddnt go over too hot
but zappsen, he said
oh lizz u silleyhead
its the nicest pressent ive got!!
so lizz i would just like to say
ur so cool & u make our day
from wintre to fall
it dont matter atall
b/c u are allways so tres
... cool
the end, U GO LIZZ DAWG REPRESENTING TEH SOFTBALL & STUFF< YAH |
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| hello dawgs |
[Jun. 20th, 2003|12:54 am] |
hey fellas did u know thas last night uncle ult came back??? i was realy happy, uncle ult is oen of my original dawgs hes way up on teh hieracrhy (pleased see below for teh hierarchy) i was liek DUFDE, ur back!1 he said sure am, itwas a good time for all
now al i need to make me happey's if kain returnsd, kain is ok my no. 1 dawg, now i have met many a dawg in my time & i love tehm equaly but, kain is the original dawg
so lets al; have a moment of silent for dagwface kilas lost in teh sands of time
toda i took qwerty for a walk, now u may ask but zap qwerty is a plam pilot, how did u do that, well easy i draged qwerty behind when i drove ariund, i do it wit my dogs to, they like it, accept one time i wnet to fast and my dog kary god alll scratcherd up & dirty, she was ok after a few days tho she could walk strait again
so dont do that at homer kids, ok by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill write soon!!!!!!!! |
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| hello dawgs |
[Jun. 3rd, 2003|10:05 pm] |
well zat since u aske dim tryin to remember the russain experince i had
i was like 19 yearst old!!
plus i was terrible driunk
well io rememebr i woke up like facedown on teh floor, it was like jail,. when the ppl aske din rusian "mangest don gunher du" or whaetevr i didnt know what they were sayin, i siad speak english u crazey cats!!! but they didnt all they new how to say was "a okay" & like, "cadeliac", so i said ok speak french cause remember im from canada i know me some french
they said forshwa (that means ok in french)
i said cest moi en la russya o canada o slovakia o qoui?? (thatmeans wear am i)
they said non cest en siberia et olfacorie (they said no ur in siberia & u stink)
i said apologet sed mon amis conrad et luciano presente moi spiret superflous et escente mr clean et cabeza de dorlore sed canadain desu (i told tehm about my friends luciano & conrad givin me teh drink i said i didbnt know wear i was)
then i said cest bunfreezien!! (that means im real cold)
they said to bad, u gotta get to work now so they thru me in the kitchen & said wash these dishes tehy were nasty and had like crusty catchup on them, yuck dawgs, so is aid hell no i wont im a canadain citizen i demand to speak to my atorney
they guy who thru me in said i am ur attorney (in french rememebr)
i said wel thats no good, ok listen im a verey rich man, tehy based the cahatcer wolvinator frm the smash comicxbook series xman off of me, i can pay u handsomely, my uncle wadums is a powerful businessman in alberta u wont be sorrey
they guy said, r u bribbin me??
i said no im kickin u!!!!! and i did, i kicked him!!! in teh stomach then i RAN till i got to some city, some city it was real smal but their was like a office of like transportattion their & i said get me outtof this crazy ass cou7ntry then they siad i was hear ilegaly and said i ahd to leave i said can i bring some liquer back, they said ok, i said im happy (i was spekain english now) and thats all ir ememebr i never told luciano & conrad i didnt want them tio worry, today i had a fruit snack & their was lieka hard center of fruit snakc crust in the middle, that was a verey unhappy experience
till nexttime i remain,
zappsen j rowsdower |
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| hello dawgs |
[Jun. 1st, 2003|03:42 am] |
OH BOY!!!
well dont i feelr like a doofis
i plum forgot baout my diary hear until my main main zatarainr redux remindedf me!! oh boy what will be done wit me
well lets sea wear did i leave off??? oh yeah the thing abiout eve well long story short it was a trick & i got kidnaped & i escaped, some bad guy messed w/qwerty to & found out my secret middel name it was a nasty business, suffix to say it was a bad weekend
not the worst weekend thoug that was this time i was like 19 wehn my friends conrad & luciano said "hay rowsdower try this drink it was liquer & i said, ok, but o my gosh it was awedul!!! itt asted like i dont know mr clean or something, but after the 4th one it tasted real good & i woke up the next mornin w/like no recolection of my life & i was in siberia i think or rusia (actually it was 8 days later but i dinte find that out til i got sent to like the ilellegal alien oofice even though i told them i didnt believe in alines
i dont beleve in ghosts eather but hears the thing i think it was like 2 nights ago i was about to go to sleep in my truck i was a littel tipsy wehn allof a sudden i hear this like sofrt & spookey voice it said "zap]"
oi said who???
it said zap
i was like whO!
it didnt say antyhing
i was a littel spooked out now but i didnt sayit i puled up my covers, i have like this bareskin covers i use, i pulled it up to like almost cover my eyes cause i was a littler scared when somethin otuside the truck said ZAP
i said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it turned out it was just my freind mr. phibs he owns teh liquer store down the block apearently i had actualy parked my truck in his store???? i dont know i said o sorrey drove away and went to bed cause it was like 10 oclock in the mornin but it was a little creepey i dont mind teelin u
SHOULTOIRTS TO MY DAWGS YP OPEACE!
ok by |
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| hello dawgs |
[Apr. 26th, 2003|03:33 pm] |
ok guys this is a sad turnb of events
ok it might not be sad it might be realy good only time may tekll as u know my love eve disapeared on chirstmas day of 1996 & ive searched for her for almost 10 years & i havent found her and teh police say the case si closed & that shes well.... DESEASED, its been hard to accept but
i just recieved nan anyoneymous cal from someone who says they have atip about her/, i cant elabrote b/c its very screts, but they said they in a placer wehere no electronic devices work im on teh other end of m,y phone & im thinijgn, what about qwerty! and the guy at the other end was like bno no computars & stuff only buing urself and taht rpecious mullet of urs
i said waxer the 2 scramiglion lich & kary??
he siad no dogs leave tehm w/ur friends (im a lone wolf so im pullin tehm in a kennel)
i said waht about liquid refreshinmeant, i was thinkin about my beer
he siad water will do i was like DAMN, but ok
he said u cZn come hear in ur truck but just u i said how far away r u he said drive north for liker a week & ull find me ill be waitin for u
i said w/infotmation baout eve right???
he said who, o yeah right eve
tehn he hung up dawgs i hate to do tehis when my room is in such a state of crisisy but, ui have to go for a while dont worrey, ill probably be back nin like early may, pleas keep eve in ur thoughts i know shes their somewere
as for whos in charge it goes like thiisd:
tier one is kain if he ever comesr back
then tier 2 its either general agrais zat lockejv or ulcle ult if he ever comes back
then its either sleep lizz or alia (teh magus sisters)
then its any number of my dawgs includering but not limited to crashy xdeath my bruthafromanuthamotha bracode becka & so forth, u know if ur my dawg or not even fi ur not metnioned (i just got tired)
alrite dawgs wish me luck, i ma off to find my love
ps.) i tired to have another lettcue sandwich because i saw so excited but i didbnt have any letuce, waht a day |
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| hello dawgs |
[Apr. 26th, 2003|12:53 am] |
wow!!!! this is crazey
a place to re veal my greates joybs and ideas and stuff ok well today i had a lettuce snadwich and then, i got an email in it i said EMAIL i ahvent gotten onefo those ni a longtime (i have parently controls its a long story, it was from LIZ who had a code for me shes realy a graet person!! and so we come to teh opresent well ok i geuss im gonan go now, by
o wait i forgot i had an ice pop but hears the tbhing, it hought it was strawberry it was realy rasberry i know that doesnt wound like to big fo a deal but i was so suprised i spit it out allover my windshield!!! haha i laughed at myself, waht a dumby i thought
ok bye dawgs |
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